February 2010
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love -
Women like to be a man’s last...”
– Oscar Wilde (via infinite-loop) (via justbesplendid) (via quote-book)
“Whenever I walk by you, our eyes meet and I wonder if you remember what it was...”
– Unknown (via kidlovesdoodles)
14557.) you're a dick. you didn't deserve me,...
(via blogsecret)
14562.) We have both finished college now, and...
(via blogsecret)
just call my name, you'll be okay. your scream is...
50 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHERS .
slobberpussyshadai:
uptownvoice:
(via jennyisdope)
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask”...
January 2010
all you have to do is call my name, no matter how...
(via itsphoebesilly)
today i realized;
i can’t waste my time on a boy that will only hurt me. i can’t let myself be walked on and hurt over and over, every single day. i can’t be afraid to live my life. i can’t stand back and wish for the impossible. i can’t let others control or influence my life. i can’t die. i can actually make a difference.
50 interesting facts.
loveisrare:
hiimlame:warnthesun:yerawizardharry:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from...
“I wish i was a little kid again. I want someone to take care of me. I want...”
– (via eletheowl)
artislovely:
mhight:
she had lived with him for three years, and they had been together for a year before that.
she got pregnant.
he said, i love you, I want this, let’s get married.
he bought a ring and proposed.
two weeks later, he changed his mind.
he broke things off,
and she got an abortion.
—
they had been together for two years and his lease was up and so they began talking...
REBLOG IF you have died over 347 times from not...
paintmeapicture:
(via idothattoo)
“Until someone loves you,
I’ll keep you safe
But like them, I will give you...”
– “That’s Okay” The Hush Sound (via quote-book)
“Christina, I could promise to hold you, and to cherish you. I could promise to...”
– Preston Burke - Grey’s Anatomy (via simtan) (via quote-book)
Types of Dicks
slobberpussyshadai:
vajinnaldischarge:
sex-erotics:
MISERABLE DICK When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things, does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he was in a track meet and has a very small...
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black,...
(via loveisrare)
